January 30, 2010

Well, today is Saturday. When you're a stay-at-home mom and your husband farms it really doesn't matter what day of the week it is because they're all the same. Except Sunday, when we're late for church every week.

Most days I decipher what day it is by what's on TV. And then I get really cheesed off when I see that Maury isn't on during its alotted time slot. And neither is Ghost Whisperer.

I really like GW. The episode is not complete until JLH cries. Gives me bizarro dreams though, like I get when I eat chili. GW also gives me indigestion.

Earlier today we decided to venture off to Walmart and Tractor Supply. While we were at Walmart I saw this dude with the bottom half of his head shaved while the top was halfway down his back in a ponytail. Kind of like a reverse skullet if you will. Mulletastic even.

Each trip to Walmart, I make sure that I at least have some makeup and decent clothes on. Whenever we get home I immediately check peopleofwalmart.com to make sure I'm not on there. Most of the time I do look like a Walmartian though, so who am I kidding. At Tractor Supply the cashier tried talking to my oldest son. He's 4. It went something like this:

"Is that your little sister? She sure is cute!"

"I can't talk to you right now. I'm looking at stuff."

"Why not? You can't look at stuff and talk to me?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because."

"Because why? That's not an answer."

"BECAUSE I CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME!!"

I then stepped in and said "Where in the world did you hear that?"

"From you."

And they say kids don't listen.

So tomorrow is 5th Sunday lunch at church and I'm making a "Better than Sex" cake. I'll let you know how that pans out. I'm pretty sure that the elder ladies would keel over and die if they knew that's what it was called.

I just hope they don't see my "O" face.